Post by UNVME83 on Jan 8, 2008 5:33:41 GMT -5
{welcome to Friday night smackdown, Im Michael Cole alongside Johnathan Coach and we have a great show for you tonight..So lets get started with the assistant General manager The Godfather}
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhbywUc0ozM
The GodFather: Well look here..my boy T.Long could not be here tonight(Crowd:Awwww) Hold up.. calm down...i got this covered!(crowd:Yeaah) Now tonight we have alot of big matches for yall...we have some royal rumble qualifying matches for you people(Crowd:Yeaaah) We have the US champion in a Non-title match!...We have Elijah Burke in a handicap match against the tagteam champs... for a chance at a world title shot!...And our main event is sweeeeet!!....You all heard of the three stages of hell match before right?(Crowd:Yeaaaaah) Okay well we have for you tonight the first ever tag team version of that match and it's called two stages of hell....and that's between Stone cold steve austin and Batista(Crowd:Yeaaah),Cm punk and MVP(Crowd:Boooo),John Cena and Y2J(Crowd:Boooo) in a Ladder match,Flaming Tables,and a Steel cage match!!!! And the team with the best record after the matches are completed...will then face each other next week on smackdown for the world heavyweight title!!!................
***This match is a non-title match,But if raven wins then he earns a US title shot..that he can cash in when hes ready***
Match 7- Raven VS The US champ Samoa Joe{Extreme rules}[/color]
Match 9- Stone Cold Steve Austin and Batista DEF MVP and CM Punk{Flaming Tables match Must put both opponents with atleast one body part red each threw a table on fire to win}
Match 10- Batista and Stone Cold Steve Austin VS (Cena's choice) and John Cena{Steel cage match}
The GodFather: So good luck.. to those three teams...And i hope you fans are happy with the match card and also get your money's worth tonight....Because Pimpin Ain't Easy!!!!!!!! and if you not down with Teddy Long and The Godfather A.K.A(The mac milatent)....Then you can't jump aboard the Hooooooooo!!!!! Train
***Then the cameras turn to the ramp and the godfather's entrance music hits***
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhbywUc0ozM
++The crowd goes crazy and the godfather comes out with a line of hoes dancing with him all the way down the ramp into the ring where one of the hoes hand him a mic++
The GodFather: Well look here..my boy T.Long could not be here tonight(Crowd:Awwww) Hold up.. calm down...i got this covered!(crowd:Yeaah) Now tonight we have alot of big matches for yall...we have some royal rumble qualifying matches for you people(Crowd:Yeaaah) We have the US champion in a Non-title match!...We have Elijah Burke in a handicap match against the tagteam champs... for a chance at a world title shot!...And our main event is sweeeeet!!....You all heard of the three stages of hell match before right?(Crowd:Yeaaaaah) Okay well we have for you tonight the first ever tag team version of that match and it's called two stages of hell....and that's between Stone cold steve austin and Batista(Crowd:Yeaaah),Cm punk and MVP(Crowd:Boooo),John Cena and Y2J(Crowd:Boooo) in a Ladder match,Flaming Tables,and a Steel cage match!!!! And the team with the best record after the matches are completed...will then face each other next week on smackdown for the world heavyweight title!!!................
*****Match Card*****
Royal Rumble Qualifying Matches
Match 1- Eddie Guerrero VS Shad{Hardcore single match}
Match 2- Mark Henry VS Goldberg{Table single match}
Match 3- Randy savage def. Ric Flair via elbow drop {No Dq normal single match}
Match 4- Sting VS MR.Kennedy{Extreme rules match}
Match 5- Hulk Hogan VS The Rock{Normal single match}
***This match right here if elijah burke wins he earns a shot at world title***
Match 6- Elijah Burke VS The tag champs AJ styles and Shelton Benjamin(Handicap match)
***This match is a non-title match,But if raven wins then he earns a US title shot..that he can cash in when hes ready***
Match 7- Raven VS The US champ Samoa Joe{Extreme rules}
***This is the main event 2 Stages of Hell,Which ever team has the best record faces each other next week for world title***
Match 8- John Cena and (Cena's choice) VS Cm Punk and MVP{Ladder match}
Match 9- Stone Cold Steve Austin and Batista DEF MVP and CM Punk{Flaming Tables match Must put both opponents with atleast one body part red each threw a table on fire to win}
Match 10- Batista and Stone Cold Steve Austin VS (Cena's choice) and John Cena{Steel cage match}
The GodFather: So good luck.. to those three teams...And i hope you fans are happy with the match card and also get your money's worth tonight....Because Pimpin Ain't Easy!!!!!!!! and if you not down with Teddy Long and The Godfather A.K.A(The mac milatent)....Then you can't jump aboard the Hooooooooo!!!!! Train
***Then The Godfather and his hoes dance back up the ramp and go backstage to watch the show***